one
"True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it"
-Alexandre Dumas



two
"Memory is the thing you forget with."
-Alexander Chase

 

three
"Women and elephants never forget."
-Dorothy Parker



four
"God created women for the unique purpose of domesticating men."
-Voltaire



five
"Women [have] a special talent for understanding a man better then he understands himself."
-Victor Hugo